The Gags: Lalu Laughter Challenge

These politicians are neither good listeners nor orators. They love to block road even if he farts in the open air. They love to ride helicopter on any minuscule visit. They create scenes in the middle of the road by alighting down the Helicopter to show off a Bollywood Stunt. Later repents as a serious technical fault! Millions of Black money can be spent on Wedding of Misa or Lisa!

Light, Camera, Action: A Story Board

Once upon a time…

At a Heavenly Round Table conference between Barat Singh and Maharshi Durbhasa.; Lalu Prasad is delivering a speech for a forthcoming election, in Patna:-

The discussion begins with the serious matter of India. Seeing this by duo from heaven, both Maharshi and Barat react similar to this way:-

Lalu:    hiyan hazir sabko mera parnam! Mai desh ke mamle bada shakt hun! Hai ki nehi?

Darasaal main gaon k rehebale to jorur hoon, par mai desh ko bahut samman karta hun! Koi sakh??

Barat Singh:    Agar main zinda hota tanu aj zinda nehi hote! Tujhe to kabka katdiya hota! Wahe Guru da kasam!

Lalu:    (Pan thuk ke) Q Bhai, hamne ka galat kiya! Sabne loota to main v samil ho gaya! Desh to hamara hi hai, to loot ne ka adhikaar hamara hi hai na?? Q bolo?

Maharishi Durbhasa: Mera Dhyan bhang karne ka Dus-sahas, kisne ki, chilla chilla ke?. Aree wo suwar ke walat keya bakta ja raha hai, uska to maka naka….

Us samay, barat singh ashram main prabesh kare aur dekhe ek Dharti vasi kira ka Ahamkar….

Barat Singh:    (Apne ap bolne lage) Ye nichewala sala abhi tak mara nehi?

Abe! Varoa da puttar! Tanu khak zinda hai tu! Tannu to Court Marshall kar Dena hondaa;

Maharishi Durbhasa:             Tehero Barat ! Main ish dusst ke bare main Indradev ko sanket diya to tha. Par unhone Inko Durlabh Amrit Bardan De Diya. Aree wo suwar ke walat keya baakta ja raha hai ….uska to maka naka…. chilla chilla ke! (gusse main)

Barat Singh:    Wo keya, Maharshi? Hame Kripaya vistar Se Bataiye!

Maharishi Durbhasa: To Suno Vatsya Barat ! Tum jitna v gadar kar lo, Yeh Durneeti Ka Kira Amar Hi Rehega! Yesi liye Bhagban Avtar lete lete thak gaye! Kalki Ane main waqt laga raha hai! Q ki wo thak chukka hai! Unko malum hai, ye kuttye ka dum hai, jo sidha nehi hota! Ishiliye sada prabhu, Anantya Sayaan main chale gaye! chilla chilla ke!

Barat Singh:    Wahe Guru! (in anger) Jo bole So nihal! Yesse Chutkara da upay to batlaiye, Maharishi!

Maharishi Durbhasa: Main Dekh Raha Hoon wo din mera Dur Drishti se!

Barat Singh:    Wo keya? Maharishi, Hame Kripaya Shighrata se Bataiye.

Maharishi Durbhasa: Ushe lalkaro vatys, lalkaro! Aur goli dal do khopri main! Ushi us Varoa ka satya parinaam hai! chilla chilla ke! Ha ha ha!

Barat Singh:    Jai Hind, Maharishi! Azad mera lakshya hai, main wo hasil karke hi rahunga! Dil karta hai ki jitna gali hai sab varas se nikal du! chilla chilla ke!

………..thus the real battle to free India begins!